Spongebob is in a whole LAVA trouble. Spongebob is rocking out at bikini bottom. Yeaaah!!!

10th ANNIVERSARY OF SPONGEBOB MEMORIAL BLOGGE


In honor of SpongeBob’s 10th anniversary, I humbly offer these 10 nautical facts about me:

  1. I get violently ill in boats, very sea sick.

 

  1. I enjoy nautically themed restaurants.


  1. I like clam chowder.

 

  1. I once wrote a sea shanty (but please, don’t ask me to sing. Trust me, it’s for your own good.)


  1. I have a second cousin once removed who used to live on a houseboat.

 

  1. I have an anchor tattooed to my forearm.


  1. I frequently lie about having an anchor tattooed to my forearm.

 

  1. I have been to the beach.


  1. I’ve been told I float.

 

  1. I used to live in San Francisco (AKA “The City by the Bay”). What? You say that I’m totally pushing it if I call that a nautical fact? Stop talking to your computer!

 

 

dani michaeli
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