Skipper
When Skipper needs analysis or a spur-of-the-moment invention, Kowalski is there with his crayon, notebook and slightly skewed scientific method. Kowalski's authoritative attitude covers up the fact that he usually doesn't have a clue about what's happening. Even though Kowalski's a self-styled scientific mastermind, he doesn't read English any better than the rest of the Penguins.
Quotes
- "Technically speaking... maybe."
- "Seems like I forgot to carry the one."












