"A narrated tale so tall and epic in proportions it can barely fit betwixt my ears" - Jon S Beard Von Weird.

Set in London during the height of the British Empire and the Industrial Revolution, Curious Tales of a Singular Nature is based around a *Cabinet of Curiosities (also known as Wunderkammer or wonder Rooms) owned by the lofty photographer/explorer/monster hunter/story teller Jon S Beard Von Weird 5th Earl of Oddington.

Full of strange, spooky, Steam powered, screw propeller-driven, Science fiction world of Jon S Beard and his Haunty Tale of Jaunty Jon. Manufactured by the grey matter of self proclaimed Digital Art Monkey- The Hanimator and engineered to perfection by Halo Pictures.

Dirk Breaka is the illest gangsta this side of the ghetto - breaking as many beats as he does hearts ...well, at least in his own mind. He may be only in the last year of primary school but he's going to be the greatest MC the world has ever seen - although his rival in the schoolyard Brakkas would dispute this claim.

In this film, Dirk and Brakkas find themselves in competition for attention with the new girl in school, Ashka from Botswana. This culminates in an after school MC
battle of epic proportions.

It's never too early too get your crunk on!

Who do you call when there's a catering catastrophe? The Ghastly Gourmet team of course! Chip, Chop and Chunk are three beastly little chefs who can make a meal of (and out of) any situation, no matter how monstrous the request. Chip is the brains of the outfit, who makes sure they have the latest cooking contraptions at hand.

Chop, is a frightful little girl NOT made of sugar and spice and all things nice, who takes pleasure in slicing and dicing. And Chunk is a chubby chap who may be a few candles short of a birthday cake, but loyal to his friends' gourmets cooking needs.

Ghastly Gourmet is a gleefully gross cooking show not for the feint hearted or weak stomached!

A group of hippy, dippy hares live together. They love to party but spend more time grooming themselves than preparing for the next nights events. They spend the rest of the time caring for and styling the world around them. Their neighbour Square Hare is ever curious about their activities, and is always complaining about the noise.

Herb and Ray are two teenage slackers who have a cooking show on TV. Herb is the over-enthusiastic chef with the food skills and limited brain capacity. Ray is the cheeky camera hogging show pony who only wants to be on TV. In this film the fun starts when during a sushi episode, Ray goads Herb into a wasabi challenge. Herb eats heaps of the fiery green condiment and unknown to him, offends the Wasabi god and gets sent to wasabi rehabilitation on the dreaded Cloud 9. If Ray wants to get his friend back home he'll need to compete in an even trickier wasabi challenge: a sky-high dangerously pitched game show challenge known as Wasabi-bo!

Why is the sky the blue? Why is the world round?
Who cares...It's time to ask the life's little questions!

The questions kids really want to know...Like why do monkeys throw their poo? Who invented belly buttons? and where do farts go? Think you know the answers... well not these ones! It's time for Nick's Iddy Biddy Show. The pilot episode answers that eternal question why do dogs smell other dogs bums!

The answer is a tall tale illustrated by some twisted animation and some clever writing.

Floyd is a butterfly with a difference. He paints his wings black and doesn't like drinking nectar from flowers preferring to slurp wax from people's ears. Floyd rebels against his parents Flynn and Flo who are frustratingly encouraging and happy and tries to avoid his little sister, Flossy, who is a ball of brightly coloured positive energy. He lives underground, in a bottle below his parents' flower and goes to Millimetre High. Floyd is the lead singer in the band; The Whatevers, made up of his friends Greta, the spider; Sting, the bee and Slater, the bug who never talks.

Nine-year-old kid Louie Stämken is the weird kid at school thanks largely to his quirky family's foreign ancestry.

They live in an odd clock house. His parents yodel. He's got an umlaut in his surname. When Louie pulls out his lunch at school kids always give him a wide berth.

It could be jellied sardine eyeballs with parmesan nuggets. Sometimes it's goose liver rollmops with cucumber relish. Or buzzard beaks in aspic jelly. Pooie-Louie's Lunch is always smelly!

Sick of standing out, Louie tosses his gross food into his locker and tries to fit in by eating from the canteen. But his lunch, not happy, comes alive (!) - forming itself into a walking-talking-wisecracking food monster who won't leave Louie alone until he gets what he wants - Louie to eat him!

Splode is 10 years old. He his friends attend primary school. Like all children sometimes Splode daydreams and doesn't always pay attention in class. However when Splode gets upset or embarrassed in class everyone ducks because Splode can suddenly explode. He usually recovers quickly and pulls himself together! This short film was created by 10 year old Claire Gravas.

WHO ARE THE TIME PATROL? Kid heroes plucked from history, brought together to fix the time rips, which are letting all kinds of villains, monsters and freaks from other timelines into the present. Wait it gets worse. If the rips get big enough time and humanity disappear!

Lead by professor Chronis, a child prodigy of 3086, now a two headed mutant who has ripped the space time continuum while accidentally tipping an extremely caffeinated fizzy drink into his teleporter! He will stop at nothing to fix it. The space time continuum that is, not the teleporter. That's totally stuffed. On a scale of 1 to 10 of a 'come on how bad is it really?' scale, ripping the time continuum is like, a million!!!