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Hello, citizens. I will now answer some your
actual emails right here on my very own actual website, please. View them.
Email #1:
"Why is there a spot on your face?"
That "spot" is a mark that has been there since my birth. That's why they
call it a "BIRTH MARK," please! It is the same color as Amanda's hair if the
light hits it just right. Some people refer to these marks as "beauty marks."
That is definitely what I would call one on Amanda.
Email #2:
"will you make me a sandwich?"
Let me tell you a little story that I like to tell my brother Preston when he asks the
same question. It's goes like this -- "No." The end, please.
Email #3:
"Why do u have amanda's gum? And do you ever chew it?"
Amanda's chewed gum is like a priceless work of art. A perfect pink statue, please. As
far as my chewing of the sacred gum, ARE YOU CUCKOO-NUTTY, PLEASE?!! Erase the precious
imprints of Amanda's perfect teeth?! I have to give you a "Why do it?" for that
one, Kelsie.
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